Friday, October 5, 2012

“FREE OBITUARY ALERTS” ~ (advertisement in newspaper)

Please, I want to sign up.
I want to find out asap when somebody dies.
When it’s me, it’ll be too late,
And then you can cancel my subscription to free obituary alerts.
I will no longer know when:
         He passed away
         She passed away
         She died
         He died
         He left this world
         He gave up this world for the next
         She is survived by
         He is survived by
         He passed on
         She entered into eternal rest
         He returned home to his heavenly father
         He died peacefully
         She departed this life
         He entered eternal rest
         He passed
         She went to meet her Lord
         She passed peacefully
         She transitioned
         She was called home
         He was called home to be with the Lord
         He was born into eternity
         He died unexpectedly
         She died suddenly
         He passed suddenly and unexpectedly
         His death was unanticipated
         She leaves to mourn two sisters
         She transcended into the Lord’s hands peacefully
         She was promoted to glory
         God took him home.
         She peacefully passed.
         He went home to be with our heavenly Father.
`         He is survived by his wife.
         He is survived by a host of relatives and friends.
         He passed away much too soon.
         She leaves to cherish her memory a son.

                  Perhaps, for me, you can just say
         “She went upstairs to look for something.”